2022 Classic: The Barbarian

A guy asks to check the bar’s basement. The bartender says, “Trust me, you don’t want to go down there.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

@WAP_Navigator05/26/1997 10:53Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/25/2000 20:09Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Avatar_Na_vi12/24/2002 02:47I see you... laughing!

@Voodoo_3dfx09/23/1997 03:43The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Broadband_Newbie09/07/2006 01:17Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Project_Mayhem07/03/2000 05:25Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Last_Commenter03/25/2003 08:55Saving the best laugh for last!