2001 Archive: The Pearl Harbor Romance
Why were Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett mocked? Because their rivalry over Kate Beckinsale was less exciting than the line for hot dogs at the… Read More »2001 Archive: The Pearl Harbor Romance
2000 Vintage: The Clock
Why was the grandfather clock so tired? It had been “tocking” for a whole century. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Clock
2000 Classic: The Encarta 2000
Why did the dad stop helping with homework? He gave the kids the CD-ROM and told them “The computer is the teacher now.” Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Encarta 2000
1998 Classic: The Memory
“Doctor, I can’t remember anything.” “Pay me upfront, then.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Classic: The Memory
1996 Legacy: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy cat’s away, the mice will play! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Wendy
1996 Archive: Leonardo DiCaprio (Romeo + Juliet)
Why did every teenage girl’s room have his poster? Because Baz Luhrmann proved that Shakespeare is better with Hawaiian shirts and a young Leo. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: Leonardo DiCaprio (Romeo + Juliet)
1995 Archive: It Takes Two
Why did the Olsen Twins debut in the nominations? To remind Hollywood that doubling the number of children on screen does not automatically double the… Read More »1995 Archive: It Takes Two
1995 Classic: The Skeleton
A skeleton walks into a cafeteria and orders a spare rib. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Legacy: The Optimist
They don’t change it; they’re just glad the old one stayed lit this long. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Optimist
1995 Legacy: Microsoft Encarta
How did we find out where the Pilgrims came from? We looked it up on a CD-ROM, which took 20 minutes to load but felt… Read More »1995 Legacy: Microsoft Encarta