2000 Vintage: The Clock

Why was the grandfather clock so tired? It had been “tocking” for a whole century.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

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As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

@CyberSteve04/26/2008 14:02Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Tank_Operator05/27/2013 22:05Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Orkut_Member_9904/05/2008 10:01A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Leeroy_Jenkins07/27/2012 13:23At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Believe_It_Or_N10/11/2014 13:26I choose to believe it’s funny.