2013 Archive: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The 64-bit iPhone Chip
Why did the tech guy freak out? “It’s a desktop in your pocket! A desktop!” (He still only used it for Instagram). Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The 64-bit iPhone Chip
2010 Legacy: The Sidney Crosby “Golden Goal”
Why did Vancouver erupt? Because Crosby scored in overtime against the USA, winning Olympic gold for Canada and ensuring that nobody in the country would… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Sidney Crosby “Golden Goal”
2010 Vintage: The Specialist 2
“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who knows how to ‘Unlock’ a patient’s potential.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Specialist 2
2009 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new app? Part of the 43… Read More »2009 Archive: The Wooden
2008 Classic: The MGMT Fan
“Control yourself… and the light switch.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Market
The underground classroom black market where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of chips or a chocolate chip… Read More »2008 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Market
2007 Archive: The Logic
“Doctor, I’m a bird.” “Why are you here then?” “Because I can’t afford a vet.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch… Read More »2007 Archive: The Logic
2007 Archive: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” my thumb down the screen. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” hilarious. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified