2007 Archive: The Logic

“Doctor, I’m a bird.” “Why are you here then?” “Because I can’t afford a vet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/26/2009 05:01Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Eminem_Fan_0003/05/2001 06:45Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@American_Psycho_P07/27/2006 12:49I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Fargo_Marge06/26/2004 05:24Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/06/2010 18:03Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran03/13/2000 05:28Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.