2013 Classic: The 64-bit iPhone Chip

Why did the tech guy freak out? “It’s a desktop in your pocket! A desktop!” (He still only used it for Instagram).

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Reading the fine print of your employment contract.According to t...read more »

Welcome to 2003 – the year we all started saying "Just keep swimm...read more »

Why did the manager start a "Sigma Office" initiative? Because h...read more »

The annual tradition of pretending we both know what my job title...read more »

Currency in the modern office isn’t dollars—it’s chocolate.The mo...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year the office became a hunt for a Gm...read more »

Welcome to 2007 – the year Steve Jobs changed the world with the&...read more »

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »

Why did the salesman think he’d hit $100 million? Because "Delul...read more »

Welcome to 2014 – the year the office got soaking wet thanks to t...read more »

The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours.My co...read more »

Why are we still here? Because PROJECT-RESTORE says that as long...read more »

Why did the lawyer look so smug? He just sold a "Truth Policy" t...read more »

"Computer, tell me a joke about the future." — "You’re looking a...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/07/1996 16:56Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Independence_Day07/23/1996 05:23Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Shrek_Donkey01/14/2014 19:31And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Harambe_Memories10/24/2006 11:48Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Facepalm_Master09/17/2012 23:49I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Grammar_Nazi_9906/10/2015 17:20Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Deal_With_It_G06/22/2009 15:52Deal with it. This is gold.