2017 Legacy: The Coco (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so “Musical”? Because Pixar was about to teach us about “Remember Me,” making us all very sentimental about our Great-Grandmas’ potato… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Coco (Teasers)
2017 Vintage: The Meryl Streep “Overrated” Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel call her that? Because Donald Trump said it, and the Academy loves a good political clapback. Part of the 39 Oscars… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Meryl Streep “Overrated” Joke
2017 Archive: The Sam Smith “The Thrill of It All”
Why the soul? For the man with the voice that made every heartbreak feel like a cinematic event. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2017 Archive: The Sam Smith “The Thrill of It All”
2017 Archive: The 5G Hype
Why was the lawyer happy? Because faster internet meant his “automated billing” could charge the client before they even hung up the phone. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The 5G Hype
2017 Classic: The Unicorn Frappuccino
Why were the yams neon pink and blue? Because the Starbucks trend convinced Mom that “visual aesthetic” was more important than “flavor profiles.” Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Unicorn Frappuccino
2016 Vintage: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a legendary. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: Florence Welch’s Nightgown
Why was she so ethereal? Because Florence + The Machine always looks like they just drifted in from a Victorian moor after a long night… Read More »2016 Vintage: Florence Welch’s Nightgown
2016 Classic: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a low-data warning.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The “What Do You Mean?”
Justin Bieber is back, he’s sorry, and he has a new haircut. 2015 is the year of the “Bieber-sance.” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “What Do You Mean?”
2014 Legacy: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Car Trip