I’m “pining” for a legendary.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!