Why was the 4th so “Musical”? Because Pixar was about to teach us about “Remember Me,” making us all very sentimental about our Great-Grandmas’ potato salad.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
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2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4 Mega-Minions
Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
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2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
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In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »
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In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Why was everyone crying over the dog? Because Rocket Raccoon’s ba...read more »
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33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
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In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
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2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
I should make a game about this joke.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Tapping my way to a good mood.