Why was the lawyer happy? Because faster internet meant his “automated billing” could charge the client before they even hung up the phone.
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Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!