2017 Classic: The Unicorn Frappuccino

Why were the yams neon pink and blue? Because the Starbucks trend convinced Mom that “visual aesthetic” was more important than “flavor profiles.”

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »

Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »

Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »

In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »

Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »

In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »

In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »

Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson ...read more »

Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »

Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »

In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »

A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »

In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/02/1997 09:08Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Sidekick_User06/03/2001 06:32Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione01/06/1997 23:26It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Kernel_Panic_9804/27/1997 00:02This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Oracle_Says10/21/2015 19:30I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Anchorman_Ron05/06/2005 12:56I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Leave_Britney_A10/27/2015 13:59Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@No_Way_Jose03/27/2009 09:39No way! That’s too much!