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2008 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Market

The underground classroom black market where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of chips or a chocolate chip cookie.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2008 “Twilight Craze, Obama Hype & iPod Touch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Clashing Clan Warfare
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2025 Classic: The Final 2025 June Bell
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2024 Legacy: The Mewing Silent Treatment
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2025 Archive: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
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2025 Legacy: The Wired Headphone Flex
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict09/02/2013 08:03LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Toy_Story_Buzz02/27/2000 15:56To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione09/27/1998 21:58It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Iron_Man_Tony03/27/2005 08:13I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/20/2010 02:50Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Flash_Intro_Hater01/09/1999 16:31Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Influencer_9903/12/2007 17:05My followers need to see this!

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