“Our sex life is like Attack of the Clones.” “Long and full of action?” “No, the dialogue is terrible and it’s mostly just green-screen CGI because the reality is too disappointing.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
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The Search History
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
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A man and woman had been...
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
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A few months after his parents...
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2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
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😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Waddle on over and read this!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
Posting this to my own wall right now!