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2019 Archive: The “GPS” Jamming in Syria

Why the “Digital Fog”? Because Russia proved that “Electronic Warfare” is the new “Smokescreen” for the 21st century.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid02/18/1995 09:26Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Cheers_Norm06/06/1996 02:00Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Sum41_Skater06/28/2008 22:22In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Sixteen_Candles06/06/1998 10:51I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Chocolate_Rain06/26/1997 09:20I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Lag_Victim_0107/03/2013 21:14I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Railgun_Sniper01/30/1997 14:49I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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