“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who knows how to ‘Unlock’ a patient’s potential.”
Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.