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2009 Archive: The Wooden

 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new app?

Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2024 Legacy: The Mikey
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51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Annie
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo (Again)
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Annie
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 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ken
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42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
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52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander10/03/2002 20:05C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@MIRC_Operator02/03/2003 23:21/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Quake_Fragger02/08/2006 10:13M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Unix_Wizard10/30/2012 03:58sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@USB_Pioneer05/18/1996 08:20Plug and Play laughter!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/06/1995 07:35In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Under_Const_Gif01/30/2009 22:27This site is never finished... with humor!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/27/2002 18:50I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Tablet_User_1007/04/2000 09:48Tapping my way to a good mood.

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