Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new app?
Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo (Again)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Plug and Play laughter!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
This site is never finished... with humor!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Tapping my way to a good mood.