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2001 Archive: The Pearl Harbor Romance

 Why were Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett mocked? Because their rivalry over Kate Beckinsale was less exciting than the line for hot dogs at the theater.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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