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1996 Archive: Leonardo DiCaprio (Romeo + Juliet)

 Why did every teenage girl’s room have his poster? Because Baz Luhrmann proved that Shakespeare is better with Hawaiian shirts and a young Leo.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Operator12/30/2005 11:24/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/07/2002 04:10One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@WiFi_Zero_One11/04/2008 17:48Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Cyber_Security_X10/03/2001 08:01Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/17/2000 15:48Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Goosebumps_Kid09/30/1995 08:23Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Yugioh_Duelist06/07/2004 11:43You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Woman_Yelling_C01/04/2003 11:08The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@David_After_Dent07/18/1995 13:48Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Retro_End_User11/24/2014 06:19The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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