How did we find out where the Pilgrims came from? We looked it up on a CD-ROM, which took 20 minutes to load but felt like magic compared to the 20-volume paper encyclopedia.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Planet of the Bass" Song
Why didn't the lyrics make sense? Because "Life, it never die" wa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »
2016 Joke: What Did The Cranberry
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A joke for the end of the world.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
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