Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy cat’s away, the mice will play!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.