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2000 Classic: The Encarta 2000

 Why did the dad stop helping with homework? He gave the kids the CD-ROM and told them “The computer is the teacher now.”

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja09/12/1995 17:21Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Terminator_T80011/07/2013 09:37I’ll be back... to read this again.
@QuickTime_Viewer01/26/2004 12:16Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Linux_Distro_User03/21/2006 11:37Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Kill_Bill_Bride05/13/1998 14:27I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/17/2014 10:55Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Steve-O_Wild11/02/1995 00:43Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Celebrity_DM12/16/2015 19:08Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Star_Wars_Kid02/04/1998 14:40I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Annoying_Orange07/29/1995 10:55Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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