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1995 Archive: It Takes Two

Why did the Olsen Twins debut in the nominations? To remind Hollywood that doubling the number of children on screen does not automatically double the quality of the script.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen10/20/2007 00:24A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/15/2003 12:59I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Offspring_Guy10/19/1999 01:33The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Napoleon_Dyna01/17/1995 19:27Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Dale_Doback_Fan08/23/2012 12:52Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Ring_Member_9811/01/2002 04:02Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Smosh_Old_School05/30/2000 16:54Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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