1998 Classic: The Memory

“Doctor, I can’t remember anything.” “Pay me upfront, then.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@N64_GoldenEye04/29/2015 13:04Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Web_Master_Flex08/13/2015 19:10I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Matrix_Rebel09/13/2015 04:57I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Men_In_Black_K01/04/1999 01:04We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan03/01/1996 08:29This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@WiFi_Zero_One09/18/2002 18:54Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@MTV_Unplugged10/08/1995 11:12Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Numa_Numa_Guy03/21/2015 15:51Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Chocolate_Rain07/28/1998 22:19I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.