2016 Legacy: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Scared Spider
2015 Archive: The “Llama Chase”
Why were two llamas running through the suburbs? Because the internet spent a whole afternoon in February watching a white and a black llama outrun… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Llama Chase”
2015 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Dakota Johnson? For spending the whole movie looking like she was trying to calculate how much her agent was getting paid for this. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: Worst Actress
2015 Archive: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive archive.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Java
2014 Archive: The Surgeon’s GoPro
My surgeon wanted to mount a GoPro to his head for my surgery. I asked why. He said, “If I get enough views on YouTube,… Read More »2014 Archive: The Surgeon’s GoPro
2013 Legacy: The Breaking Bad “Ozymandias”
Why the whispers? Because that episode was so good it should have won an Emmy, an Oscar, and a Nobel Peace Prize simultaneously. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Breaking Bad “Ozymandias”
2013 Legacy: The Miley
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wrecking. / Wrecking who? / Wrecking ball! I’m coming in anyway! (Miley Cyrus’ 2013 hit) Part of the 40 Classic… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Miley
2012 Vintage: The “Fiscal Cliff”
Why were we staring at a cliff in December? Because Congress decided that the best way to handle the budget was to wait until 11:59… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Fiscal Cliff”
2012 Legacy: 50 Shades of Grey
Why was Mom blushing while reading her “Kindle”? Because the book craze hit the suburbs, and suddenly “The North Pole” had a completely different meaning… Read More »2012 Legacy: 50 Shades of Grey
2012 Classic: The Candy Crowley Fact-Check
Why was the debate moderator in the news? Because in 2012, telling the truth in real-time was considered an “unauthorized intervention.” Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Classic: The Candy Crowley Fact-Check