2019 Legacy: The TikTok
My wife is doing a “renegade” dance while the pasta is boiling. I told her she’s 35. She told me I’m “lowkey toxic” and to… Read More »2019 Legacy: The TikTok
2019 Legacy: The Us Movie
I told her there’s a version of us in the sewers. She said, “Good, maybe they’ll do the plumbing since you won’t.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Us Movie
2019 Legacy: The DNA Kit Drama
A man told his doctor, “According to my home DNA kit, I’m predisposed to greatness.” The doctor replied, “And according to my blood test, you’re… Read More »2019 Legacy: The DNA Kit Drama
2018 Vintage: The Little Moon
Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “craters” filled. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Little Moon
2018 Vintage: The “Psycho” Post Malone
Ty Dolla $ign is on this. 2018 is a very “mellow-melancholy” year for rap. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Psycho” Post Malone
2017 Classic: The Calvin Harris “Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1”
Why the 80s sunshine? Because the EDM king ditched the big drops for a bass guitar and a Hawaiian shirt, giving us the ultimate summer… Read More »2017 Classic: The Calvin Harris “Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1”
2016 Archive: The Wireless Earbud Search Party
Spending three hours on your knees with a flashlight searching the thick living room rug because Grandpa dropped a microscopic white electronic earplug that cost… Read More »2016 Archive: The Wireless Earbud Search Party
2016 Archive: The AirPods Launch
Why did the lawyer buy AirPods? So he could pretend to be “listening to the judge” while actually listening to a podcast on “How to… Read More »2016 Archive: The AirPods Launch
2016 Archive: The “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen” (PPAP) Song
Why was everyone stabbing their food with pens? Because the viral Japanese video made “Pen-Turkey-Stuffing-Pen” a mandatory musical number. Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes:… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen” (PPAP) Song
2016 Vintage: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified