2018 Vintage: The Little Moon

Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “craters” filled.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

@Full_House_Lover12/09/2004 15:59You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Pirates_Jack_S07/03/1995 17:04But you have heard of this joke!

@Beavis_Cornholio04/21/2011 08:59I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Protoss_Pylon12/19/1995 04:06You must construct additional laughs!

@Terran_Marine12/04/2000 06:38Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Annoying_Orange09/20/2000 05:59Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Podcast_Listener12/31/2012 02:32I’ll mention this in my next episode!