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2005 Archive: The Airbus A380 First Flight

Why did politicians love the giant plane? Because it was the only thing in 2005 that could fit a whole delegation’s ego in the first-class lounge.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why were the veterans the real stars? To remind the world leaders...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja05/18/2014 19:21Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid12/23/1997 21:29Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Backstreet_Fan03/03/2002 00:34I want it that way... the funny way!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/22/2011 04:21Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Abe_Sapien_Fan07/14/2006 23:31I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Grunge_Lord_9407/18/2012 09:40I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Ninja_Turtle_R10/31/2009 17:00Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real08/15/1999 20:23I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Protoss_Pylon11/28/1995 07:40You must construct additional laughs!
@Grammar_Nazi_9904/22/1995 17:33Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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