2016 Archive: The “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen” (PPAP) Song

Why was everyone stabbing their food with pens? Because the viral Japanese video made “Pen-Turkey-Stuffing-Pen” a mandatory musical number.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »

Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »

Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »

A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »

In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »

In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »

Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »

Why was nobody helping with the dishes? Because they were all loo...read more »

Why was the niece wearing 50 friendship bracelets? Because 2023 b...read more »

Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »

In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter04/20/2015 13:07The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Titanic_Jack06/15/2013 14:20I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Antivirus_Pro04/22/2015 15:35No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Nu_Metal_Kid06/16/2012 10:50I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Hashtag_Master11/24/1998 06:48#funny #joke #retro #90s