2011 Classic: The Mason Jar
A guy orders a beer. The bartender hands him a glass jar with a lid. The guy asks, “Am I drinking a lager or am… Read More »2011 Classic: The Mason Jar
2011 Legacy: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a “shortcut through a historical monument.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Map
2010 Classic: The Parks and Recreation Snub
Why didn’t Amy Poehler win? Because Leslie Knope would have needed city council approval to accept the statuette. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2010 Classic: The Parks and Recreation Snub
2010 Archive: The LimeWire Office Desktop Meltdown
The church intern accidentally freezing the main office computer with a catastrophic digital virus while trying to find a legal download of a popular contemporary… Read More »2010 Archive: The LimeWire Office Desktop Meltdown
2009 Archive: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the timeline. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Bitcoin
A guy tries to pay for a beer with a piece of paper that says “1 Bitcoin.” The bartender says, “I don’t take imaginary internet… Read More »2009 Classic: The Bitcoin
2008 Archive: The Duffy “Rockferry”
Why “Mercy”? For the Welsh singer who briefly made us think the 60s soul revival was going to last forever. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2008 Archive: The Duffy “Rockferry”
2008 Archive: The “Live Your Life”
T.I. and Rihanna. “Ay-ay-ay-ay.” It’s the anthem of 2008 optimism in a shaky economy. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Live Your Life”
2008 Classic: The John Adams Sweep
Why did the Founding Father miniseries win a record 13 Emmys? Because Paul Giamatti in a colonial wig is Emmy bait that the Academy simply… Read More »2008 Classic: The John Adams Sweep
2007 Archive: The Office 2007 File Format
Why couldn’t the client open the report? Because “.docx” was a foreign language to anyone still living in 2003. Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Archive: The Office 2007 File Format