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1996 Classic: The Greg Norman Meltdown

 Why was there a national day of mourning in Australia? Because the “Great White Shark” lost a 6-shot lead at the Masters, proving that golf is 90% mental and the other 10% is also mental.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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