2007 Archive: The Phobia 2
“I’m afraid of ‘Dead Zones’.” “Me too, especially when I’m billing by the minute.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Archive: The Phobia 2
2007 Archive: Assassins Creed (Debut)
Why was the guy in the white hoodie jumping off the roof into a pile of hay? Because Altaïr made “Leaps of Faith” look easy,… Read More »2007 Archive: Assassins Creed (Debut)
2007 Legacy: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Bit
2005 Archive: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2005! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Police
2005 Archive: The Airbus A380 First Flight
Why did politicians love the giant plane? Because it was the only thing in 2005 that could fit a whole delegation’s ego in the first-class… Read More »2005 Archive: The Airbus A380 First Flight
2005 Classic: The Final 2005 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of Vulnerability”? Because between the hurricanes, the viruses, and the new cameras everywhere, world leaders realized they couldn’t hide—and they… Read More »2005 Classic: The Final 2005 Political Vibe
2003 Classic: Charlie’s Angels
Full Throttle: Why was it a target? Because the movie was basically a 100-minute commercial for hairspray and slow-motion hair flips, with a plot that could… Read More »2003 Classic: Charlie’s Angels
2002 Classic: The Magnet
I’m naturally attracted to the Euro zone. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Digital Camera Era
Why did lawyers hate digital cameras in 2002? Because you couldn’t “accidentally” lose the negatives anymore. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX… Read More »2002 Archive: The Digital Camera Era
2002 Archive: The American Idol
A guy starts singing his drink order. The bartender says, “It’s a ‘no’ from me, dawg. You’re pitchy, and you’re barred for the night.” Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The American Idol