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2007 Archive: Assassins Creed (Debut)

Why was the guy in the white hoodie jumping off the roof into a pile of hay? Because Altaïr made “Leaps of Faith” look easy, but the hospital bills were very real.

Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pizza_Pizza_9903/30/1996 00:53Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Butthead_Uhhh07/25/2006 01:33Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Old_School_Frank01/15/2002 08:35We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy08/01/1999 20:28You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@HotBot_User12/26/1999 21:25Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@WordPress_Fan_0302/03/2002 19:39The best thing since version 1.0!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker12/11/1995 03:16This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Railgun_Sniper02/20/1996 13:46I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Challenge_Acc07/24/1995 19:14Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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