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1995 Vintage: The Submarine

 I’m reading a book about submarines. It’s deep.

Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X09/26/2013 11:46Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@DialUp_Dreamer05/19/2004 14:33Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/21/2001 08:19This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette08/04/2000 18:03I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Tech_Support_Guy01/02/2014 20:43Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@DMOZ_Volunteer04/19/2009 03:09Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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