2014 Archive: The Surgeon’s GoPro

My surgeon wanted to mount a GoPro to his head for my surgery. I asked why. He said, “If I get enough views on YouTube, your co-pay is on the house!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.110/20/2004 05:13Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle11/20/2009 04:39What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Blue_Screen_Survivor02/23/2014 16:44At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Scream_Ghostface05/23/1999 02:58Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Napster_User_9911/21/1997 20:45Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Starship_Troopers09/25/2004 11:16I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Sixteen_Candles04/08/2001 07:31I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!