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2009 Archive: The Scroll

 I’m “rolling” through the timeline.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010)
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2025 Archive: The Berry
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9703/04/2009 11:50Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@BBS_Sysop03/31/2011 20:16Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor12/14/2006 22:37One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Agent_Smith_0106/29/2014 10:59It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Steve-O_Wild06/16/2014 07:50Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Napoleon_Dyna04/18/2006 02:39Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Rick_Roller_0708/15/1995 14:05Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Woman_Yelling_C12/03/2014 06:38The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@CompuServe_Classic12/01/2011 06:17Premium humor for premium members.
@Newgrounds_User02/25/2000 12:02Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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