A man told his doctor, “According to my home DNA kit, I’m predisposed to greatness.” The doctor replied, “And according to my blood test, you’re predisposed to type 2 diabetes. Let’s focus on that first.”
Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
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2025 Vintage: The Diet 2
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
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A doctor and a lawyer are...
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2025 Classic: The Vision
"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
The magic man... is laughing!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!