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2000 Vintage: The Marion Jones Triple Gold

Why was the track so fast? Because she won five medals in Sydney, though the history books would later need a lot of “white-out” to fix the story.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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