Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wrecking. / Wrecking who? / Wrecking ball! I’m coming in anyway! (Miley Cyrus’ 2013 hit)
Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition
In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »
2024 Classic: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Classic: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition
In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »
2025 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.