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2015 Vintage: Worst Actress

 Why Dakota Johnson? For spending the whole movie looking like she was trying to calculate how much her agent was getting paid for this.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus06/27/2005 20:37What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Myspace_Tom11/13/2002 19:39I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Encarta_Explorer02/27/2009 18:53I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/07/1997 19:24They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril06/05/2013 21:37He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Overclocker_Pro01/26/2006 09:42My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Linux_Distro_User12/14/2009 16:22Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan12/22/2004 07:55Silently laughing in the snow.
@Digg_Submitter_0510/06/2001 12:21Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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