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2012 Classic: The Candy Crowley Fact-Check

Why was the debate moderator in the news? Because in 2012, telling the truth in real-time was considered an “unauthorized intervention.”

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80010/23/2001 01:08I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter06/02/2002 08:26The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
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@Friday_Rebecca11/05/1997 20:34Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
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@Orkut_Member_9910/06/2009 21:37A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Trogdor_Burn09/07/2014 16:03Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Evolution_Dance11/17/2014 04:19The history of humor in one post.

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