Why did we drop them? To provide the locals with free toilet paper and a very colorful warning. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Psychological Operations” (PSYOP) Leaflets
I’m never going to Europe. Or staying in a hotel. Or meeting new people. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Hostal Fear
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “shredded” lettuce. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Classic: The Brave Sandwich
“Shhh! I’m trying to categorize the shadows.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
Why was it called that? Because “The United States, The UK, and Anyone Else Who Wants a White House Invitation” was too long for a… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Coalition of the Willing
I’m in the “limelight.” Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
She says my alarm clock is “audacious” for thinking I have somewhere important to go. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo… Read More »2003 Classic: The Alarm Clock
I don’t know what he’s saying, but the beat makes me want to buy a drum kit. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Gimme the Light” Sean Paul
She’s doing “Hot Yoga.” The house is 90 degrees and she’s standing on one leg. I’m staying in the fridge. Part of the 65 Marriage… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Yoga
“We don’t cover ‘Lack of Willpower.’ That’s a lifestyle choice.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition… Read More »2000 Legacy: The HMO Nurse 2
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