1999 Vintage: The Prince Fan
A guy walks in and starts singing “Party like it’s 1999!” The bartender says, “Pal, it is 1999. You’re just partying normally.” Part of the 79 Bar… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Prince Fan
1999 Classic: The Digital Clock Reset
Why were all the office clocks at 00:00? The intern was practicing for the “big crash.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End… Read More »1999 Classic: The Digital Clock Reset
1998 Archive: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition… Read More »1998 Archive: The Buffer
1996 Archive: The Corporate Ladder
Why does a lawyer wear more expensive shoes than the judge? Because he has to run away from the truth much faster. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Corporate Ladder
1995 Vintage: Elizabeth Berkley’s Shock
Why did she win Worst Actress? Because she proved that moving from a teen sitcom to an adult film requires more than just thrashing around… Read More »1995 Vintage: Elizabeth Berkley’s Shock
1995 Vintage: The “Lawn Chair” Deployment
Why did the 1995 chairs always collapse? Because “Lightweight Aluminum” was just another word for “Industrial Strength Foil.” Part of the 34 Fourth of July… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “Lawn Chair” Deployment
1995 Legacy: The Hakeem Olajuwon
Why was Shaquille O’Neal looking for a “Dream” manual? Because Hakeem gave him a lesson in post-moves that made the “Big Aristotle” look like a… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Hakeem Olajuwon