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1995 Legacy: The Hakeem Olajuwon

 Why was Shaquille O’Neal looking for a “Dream” manual? Because Hakeem gave him a lesson in post-moves that made the “Big Aristotle” look like a “Big Student.”

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Frasier_Crane08/14/1996 03:37I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Rewritable_CD03/31/1996 19:47I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/21/2000 11:41Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Space_Jam_Lola07/27/2011 10:32Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Hey_Arnold_Fan07/20/2007 07:40Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Dirty_Dancing_F02/25/2006 13:28Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Goldmember_I_L01/19/2005 13:54I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Smosh_Old_School08/04/2000 02:03Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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