2010 Vintage: The Tequila
One shot to forget Inception, two to understand it. Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Launch of Bing
Why did Microsoft try to fight Google again? To give us a second way to search for “Why is the economy still bad?” Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: The Launch of Bing
2009 Archive: The Farmville Addicts
Why did the principal look so confused during homeroom? Because he overheard a group of senior girls panicking because their “virtual crops were going to… Read More »2009 Archive: The Farmville Addicts
2009 Legacy: Star Trek (Reboot)
Why was Chris Pine so young? Because in 2009, J.J. Abrams decided that the best way to save the galaxy was with lens flares and… Read More »2009 Legacy: Star Trek (Reboot)
2009 Vintage: The Window
I’m “browsing” for a change. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Indiana Jones 4
A guy tries to hide in the bar’s fridge to survive a nuclear blast. The bartender says, “Get out of the Heineken cooler, Indy.” Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Indiana Jones 4
2007 Archive: The Forest Whitaker Power
Why did he win Best Actor? Because playing Idi Amin is the most terrifying way to ensure that nobody in the Academy dares to vote… Read More »2007 Archive: The Forest Whitaker Power
2007 Legacy: The Light
I’m “brightening” up my contacts list. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Nokia N95
Why was the tech geek drooling? Because the phone had GPS, a 5MP camera, and a dual-slider—it was basically a Swiss Army Knife that could… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Nokia N95
2006 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2007, I’m going to be more than 140 characters.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution