2015 Archive: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the “Leap Second” (June 2015)? For “unauthorized extension of a billable minute without prior client consent.” Part of the 44… Read More »2015 Archive: The Technicality
2014 Classic: John Travolta (Adele Dazeem)
Why was the Oscars so awkward? Because John Travolta introduced “Idina Menzel” as “Adele Dazeem,” proving that names are just suggestions when you’re a legend.… Read More »2014 Classic: John Travolta (Adele Dazeem)
2013 Classic: The Baltimore Orioles’ Bronze Statue
Why was Ray Lewis dancing one last time? Because he went out as a Super Bowl champion, ending his career with a ring and enough… Read More »2013 Classic: The Baltimore Orioles’ Bronze Statue
2012 Archive: Magic Mike
Why were there so many shirtless men in theaters? Because in 2012, Channing Tatum proved that “carpentry” is just a code word for an elaborate… Read More »2012 Archive: Magic Mike
2012 Legacy: The Specialist 2
“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who doesn’t believe in the 2012 prophecy.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Specialist 2
2012 Classic: The Flo Rida (Whistle) Fan
“Can you blow my whistle, baby? Because I can’t find it in the dark.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan… Read More »2012 Classic: The Flo Rida (Whistle) Fan
2012 Vintage: The “Battleship” Board Game Joke
Why did it lose? Because even the Razzies admitted it was harder to sink than a movie with vampires. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Battleship” Board Game Joke
2011 Archive: The “Cyber” Pearl Harbor (Again)
Why the warning? To remind the public that even if we killed the #1 terrorist, a guy in a hoodie can still ruin your bank… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Cyber” Pearl Harbor (Again)
2011 Legacy: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Email
2010 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m just a fan of Shakira! Part of the 50 Classic… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Europe