2012 Legacy: The Specialist 2

“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who doesn’t believe in the 2012 prophecy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

@Sidekick_User07/18/2006 12:04Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Skate_Or_Die_9902/02/2014 11:45Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Donnie_Darko_8803/03/2015 13:48Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Daria_Morg04/10/2013 03:35My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Champ_Kind_Wham02/26/2010 04:22WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/13/2008 17:35My mind is blown by how funny this is.