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2012 Vintage: The “Battleship” Board Game Joke

 Why did it lose? Because even the Razzies admitted it was harder to sink than a movie with vampires.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Big_Snatch_Boris11/12/2002 09:21Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Top_Gun_Maverick09/28/2014 10:04I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Success_Kid_Win06/12/2005 03:44Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Frame_Set_Wizard10/19/2010 15:47I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

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