Why was Ray Lewis dancing one last time? Because he went out as a Super Bowl champion, ending his career with a ring and enough white smoke to start a fire.
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Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
But you have heard of this joke!
That was intense... and funny!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
The magic man... is laughing!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I should make a game about this joke.