2011 Archive: The “Cyber” Pearl Harbor (Again)

Why the warning? To remind the public that even if we killed the #1 terrorist, a guy in a hoodie can still ruin your bank account.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Quake_Fragger04/11/2011 01:21M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@AskJeeves_Fan05/31/2000 00:24Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Big_Snatch_Boris06/22/1996 23:02Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Thundercats_Ho02/02/2012 08:48Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@White_Goodman_G01/31/1995 11:08We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Numa_Numa_Guy08/05/2004 16:44Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Frame_Set_Wizard10/22/2008 22:45I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Me_Gusta_Face03/03/2009 00:28Me Gusta this joke. Very much.