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2012 Archive: Magic Mike

 Why were there so many shirtless men in theaters? Because in 2012, Channing Tatum proved that “carpentry” is just a code word for an elaborate dance routine involving tear-away pants.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to th...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars
 Why was everything pink again? Because "I'm Just Ken" at the 202...read more »
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
 Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
In 2020, the world turned into a giant waiting room. We all becam...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition
In 1999, we were convinced the world would end because of a compu...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition
In 2023, pop culture took the wheel—from cinematic showdowns to s...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80009/15/1995 22:46I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/11/2015 16:58Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory11/03/2004 04:14Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Scanner_Darkly03/24/2005 23:41I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Neo_The_One10/18/2003 23:05I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Badger_Badger_M11/16/2006 17:07Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Infoseek_Explorer12/30/2012 03:25Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Reddit_Original08/04/2006 06:29The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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